Ladies Man!?!?!?!?!

OK...as i sit on my bed and make repeated failed attempts to start on my homework due EARLY tomorrow, I cannot stop but thinking of being constantly referred to nothing other then a degrading and stereo typical "Ladies Man." Why might I feel so strongly against this word, you might ask? I mean, it really can be taken as a compliment some might say. well I DON'T!!! I would not, could not, and do not take any pride in being considered to all those around me as that label! How is it that I can be so quickly judged by the misunderstood actions I might involve myself in? OK, now before you go thinking that I am completely 100% shallow, let me give u a quick breakdown of how I was. Starting from the kindergarten I was the weird boy that ate glue and kicked the girls that I liked. Moving on to the third grade I was the attention seeker constantly getting into trouble, throwing and getting the entire class to spit and step on the jacket of the girl I liked and always being put in the corner, even when I did nothing! Fast forward to the 6th grade when I managed to "bag" my first girlfriend whom eventually started going out with another guy while I was out of school tending to a broken ankle that was caused by her from ice skating... THANK KIM!!!! The 4 months that I was out of school I gained a HELL a lot of weight! And this is where it ALL went downhill! With the two dollars my mother used to give me a day for school I would get a star crunch (25cent) an oatmeal cream pie(25cent) 2 bags of chips (1honey bbq and 1cheddar fries, andy caps, 50cent) a large bottle of cream C&C soda (75cents) and finally a pack of coconut or sometimes chocolate chip cookies (25cent)...all the way to high school.....I went in to the prison on the hill (Dickinson H.S) at 212lbs at 5'7....does that sound like a ladies man? NO....now don't get me wrong, I was still an "active" chub...but i blame this completely on my environment!...it took me 3 long years to finally grow a whopping 2 more inches and lose that "baby fat" and I was still never referred 2 as a ladies man!...not only should my entire weight issue take me off the charts as a ladies man but I was also in a six year relationship for the majority of my adolescence! ok...ill admit i wasnt always completely the most faithful.... but i was stil love lockdown! and even now that i am a "free soul" i still find myself with the same company every night...with the exception of a few visitors...lol so i feel i confused both you and myself in this but in the end i do not necessarily take offense to the term Ladies MAn....but i do fucking hate being called it!....cuz the fact is, if you really, truly, honestly, 100% sure, you would not call me a LM! So juss holla at me with any ?'s because if ur down to listen I'm up to speak!